think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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