Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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