They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
