I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
two words...techno handjob
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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