he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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