I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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