We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
