thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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