my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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