please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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