I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I had to cum in my sink.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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