don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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