And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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