Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My vagina is very pro this idea
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