in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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