she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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