I puked a lego.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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