he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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