this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
the liver wants what the liver wants
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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