he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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