It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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