dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
