Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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