S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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