Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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