i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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