I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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