I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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