Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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