So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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