You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
accomplished twins. life is a go
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
