We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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