I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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