Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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