There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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