just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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