my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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