Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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