he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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