I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks