hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.