i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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