I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
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Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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