I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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