FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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