So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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