I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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