3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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