whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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