i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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