Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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