I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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