if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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