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He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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